DISGRUNTLED BOOKSELLER: So Much Worse Than Billy Bass

Saturday, April 30, 2005

So Much Worse Than Billy Bass

What the fucking fuck is this and why is Big Bookstore selling it?

2 Comments:

William Duane said...: Why am I not surprised? It could be worse, it could be the Chicken Choaker.; 1:29 PM
Flabbyironman said...: Ang bought one of those for her Brother-In-Law at Christmas time. It's actually surprisingly fun making little plastic chickens fly across the room.; 11:44 AM

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