I See Old People

Of course I can't say who the author is, but we had an event tonight for an author whose fan base seems to consist primarily of women who are middle-aged or flat-out old. I have just this to say about them: they are no-tipping motherfuckas. In the hour and half between the time I arrived and the time the event started, the line in the Cafe was never less than 7 deep and at the end of that hour and half there was not one single measly fucking dollar bill in the tip jar. The pennies and nickles couldn't have added up to more than three bucks.

I never take tips so I don't care for myself, but I felt bad for my co-workers.

Wrinkly, cheap-ass, bad-dressing, shitty-book-reading cows.