Worst. Blogger. Evar.

Really. I am. How bad am I? I suck so badly as a blogger, that this blog was quoted in a Time magazine article on retail bloggers and I had no clue until a coworker told me tonight. The article is dated February 5th. Three weeks, people! Three weeks in which I haven't even looked at the blog, let alone thought about writing something or checking the referrer logs.

I'm a little...wait for it...disgruntled that: a) TIME didn't link to the blog*, and b) they quoted some B material. Yes. I am looking a gift horse right in the fucking mouth, OK?

OH! And they called me a "he"! What. The. Fuck. Hello? Estrogen-stoked bitchiness? This blog is soaking in it!

OK. Now that the discussion of my suckiness is out of the way, let's move on to Other Things That Suck.

Other Thing That Sucks #1: Chicken Soup for the Soul Magazine. Do I need to say more about this? I think not.

Other Thing That Sucks #2: "Customers" who think that the handicapped tables are extra large study spaces.

Other Thing That Sucks #3: A cow-worker who missed three out of four weekend shifts last month without being fired. Note: My foot is so up her ass from here on out.

Other Thing That Sucks #4: This CD. Overly precious lounge music from some hipster French bar which is driving me in-fucking-sane as it plays endlessly on the overhead.

Final Thing That Sucks: Creepy new cow-worker who talks to women's breasts. Hey, asshole! I'm UP HERE.


*I'm not sure Time really gets this Interweb thingy.